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UPDATE: Despite displaying that the graphics are powered by Haswell, this result is in fact using NVIDIA's GTX 780M


[IMPORTANT UPDATE: A potential driver bug has been discovered which rendered some, but not all, of the below benchmark results inaccurate by sporadically using NVIDIA's GTX 780M even when global settings are set to use Intel's HD Graphics 4600. I'm working with NVIDIA and Intel to narrow down the problem. Note that the results below are now current and accurate.]
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