BAD HARDWARE WEEK

2006 a drug dealer was allegedly found with a USB stick containing data on nuclear weapons tests.

Los Alamos has a checkered security history, having suffered a sequence of embarrassing breaches in recent years. In August of this year, it was revealed that the lab had released sensitive nuclear research data by email, while in 2006 a drug dealer was allegedly found with a USB stick containing data on nuclear weapons tests.

"This appears to be a new low, even drug dealers can get classified information out of Los Alamos,"

This aspect of ultimate NAtional security should be stressed by President Bush in his state of the Onion address.