BAD HARDWARE WEEK

OMG.
All computers on the market today — be they Dell, Toshiba, Sony, Apple or especially IBM — are assembled with components manufactured inside the PRC. Each component produced by the Chinese, according to a reliable source within the intelligence community, is secretly equipped with a hidden microchip that can be activated any time by China’s military intelligence services, the PLA.

BAD HARDWARE: There is something even worse. Currently, 86% of those computers are too proud owners of the Intel inside label for processor used.
Being now produced in a huge fab Israel, all of them are possible sleepy MOSAD agents. MOSAD is as you know, Israeli government's spy agency.

P.S. Why is quite authorized for MOSAD to be Intel inside? Because the above mentioned PLA means Palestine Liberation Army.
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