BAD HARDWARE WEEK

After recent collides high up, we have now collides deep below. Our planet seems became too small.
How the hell that is possible, after all those installed listening devices?
The submarines are equipped with sonar to detect other vessels nearby but our correspondent said it might be the case that the anti-sonar devices, meant to hide the submarines from enemies, were "too effective". From the both sides simultaneously!.The Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament described the collision as "a nuclear nightmare of the highest order".